Anyone Ever Had Ice Cream?
Real ice cream?
Edgeworth’s Phone Isn’t Working?
It’s midnight and Edgeworth isn’t answering his phone, pal! It doesn’t even ring. I’m going to drive over there right away and use a spare key that he never told me I couldn’t take at the last King of Prosecutors celebration.
He’ll be so glad to see me checking up on him, pal.
1Calling Luke Atmey!
I saw you sleeping on the job in Uganda! I wouldn’t have screwed up THAT badly if I was told to look out for Joseph Kony! He has escaped to the Central African Republic because of YOU, pal!
I’m back, pals!
[Maggey hoists a little girl onto her hip.] Are you eating well, sir? I worry about you, you know!You didn’t have faith I’d come back, pal? I’m back on the job! Just because I go away for a long time doesn’t mean your dear detective can’t return in a glorious comeback, pal!
I have moved on up from no-name instant noodles to the finest brand name noodles, pal!
…
On weekends.
I’m back, pals!
You didn’t have faith I’d come back, pal? I’m back on the job! Just because I go away for a long time doesn’t mean your dear detective can’t return in a glorious comeback, pal!
sogeki-no-o-sama-deactivated201 asked: D-Detective Gumshoe, sir! *sharp salute* How are you sir?
Hi there, pal! I - uh, I uh may have read some manga. I am one of the characters, pal! And I stocked up on my favourite flavour of nood—klaviar! My favourite flavour of klaviar! Because I got an increase in salary to buy those fish eggs and because I did NOT get a decrease in salary that has forced me to buy noodles for the next six months.
Is it getting hot in here, pal?
I made it into the Menace Book of World Records!
I got a call to get my picture taken for the Menace World Book. They told me I have the record for most instant noodles consumed in a single day. What record do you have, pal?!
Noodle brain
Hey, you’re just jealous you don’t have a record, pal!
(via mattengarrde)
I made it into the Menace Book of World Records!
I got a call to get my picture taken for the Menace World Book. They told me I have the record for most instant noodles consumed in a single day. What record do you have, pal?!
Just Got Back From a Suspension!
The chief called me in and I explained to him that I clicked on a friend’s link titled NSFW. He rolled his eyes and said I’d be taking a three weeks’ absence. Good to be back, pals!
I am definitely NOT a virgin, pal! And you think I got this band-aid from wrestling, pal!
